don't go shopping

with men
unless they're gay.
i'm not kidding people.

i went shopping with my brother and keith on saturday. it was a wasted trip for multiple reasons:

- zach and his ADHD - we were bouncing around from store to store like mad.
- keith hates shopping (so why did he go?)
- i couldn't bust out my cash stash with keith there.
- we had to rush home so keith could drink off the neighbor's keg. priorities?
- strollers and the crazy women who push them.
- and finally, 3 words: SCHOOL STARTED TODAY.

other than that, my weekend was good. bryan had a party on saturday, so we drank free beer all night. i think there may have been some other extra-curricular activities going on but i was pretty tight by that point, so i stumbled to my backyard. dad & i listened to mcmurtry for awhile. until i began snoring and dad said "i'm going home. go inside and lock the doors. don't fall in the pool." hahaha...gotta love dads.

went to see "wedding crashers" yesterday. i bet that's the first time i've been to a movie in at least a year. it was good.
so then i decided to get more movies and veg out on the couch all afternoon.
and made brownies.

alright well i think that's it.
oh wait, i resigned friday. yep. it's official.

"we grind our meat daily"


keep it sleazy kiddos.
~c