girl scouts gone wild 2005
ok punks. here we go. sorry it took so long, but i have a life you know.
(not really)
so...where to begin? first off, i have to say that we had a GREAT time. i had forgotten how good it is to get away from the penises for a few days. we decided that this will become a quarterly thing. i could go for monthly, but i don't want to push it.
friday:
i left the office early, went home & waited on sherry. she was about 45 minutes late (my friends & i are a lot alike). i almost resorted to drinking, but instead i drank water. rolled up in the hummer to get jen and the FOOD around 4:15. i had a smoke & a beer while waiting on them to load the car. just kidding. we ALL had a smoke & a beer before loading the car. as most of you know, once i start, i can't stop. so jen & i continued drinking while sherry (aka earnhardt jr) chauffeured (sp?)us to the cabin. much to our dismay, it started raining as we turned down the dirt road. when we got to the gate, it was locked. not with a combo lock, but a "lock lock". before i could convince sherry to go to wally world for some bolt cutters, jen made a few calls & some nice men came out & opened the gate for us. i was afraid that they would follow us in & it might turn out like some awful late 80s horror movie i dare not think about.
anyway, we got in and headed up the mountain (more like a big hill) and it was a good thing sherry brought the hummer. the terrain was pretty rocky, not to mention muddy. the only critters we had seen so far were bunnies and a big ass possum. until we got inside. ladybugs EVERYWHERE. so we unloaded the stuff, swept & vaccumed the ladybugs up, and continued drinking. did i mention that we were responsible for getting dinner ready for the other 6 girls that were leaving dallas around 7? yea, well, lets just say we ate dinner around midnight. y'all know me, if i'm drinkin', i'm not eatin'. that is what everyone else should learn to do :) just kidding.
so we stayed up until 3am doing goofy girl stuff (gossipping, drinking, listening to music, etc).
saturday:
woke up at 9:45 (i was one of the last to get up). OH...i forgot to mention that i got shafted. they made me sleep in the living room on the fold out couch. how did that happen? oh well, i drank enough to sleep through the springs stabbing in my back. anyway, on with the story. jen made us breakfast taquitos - we ate like queens all weekend by the way. amanda started off the day with mimosas with her breakfast. i followed shortly after my food digested with miller lite. i brought 2 cases and 5 packs of smokes (which i took a LOT of flack for). i didn't want to run out! so by noon, it was amanda, sherry & courtney drinking the day away. it was nasty outside, so we had nothing better to do. sherry, amanda, heather, kim & i decided to take advantage of the dead animals all over the cabin & took some entertaining pics. i'll post some of those too. then we played pictionary, celebrity taboo, and then later that night something else, but i was pretty drunk so i don't remember what it was. we had to write a bunch of stuff down & our partner did too and then we got points or something. anyway, i DO remember our dinner! the girls cooked steaks, grilled veggies, roasted garlic, twice baked potato casserole, carrot souffle and salad. YUM. after dinner, nobody really wanted to drink, so we all sat around the fire & talked. i think some of the girls burned some beer boxes & paper plates once it went out & tried to roast marshmallows on that. it didn't look like a good idea to me. i think heather said her marshmallow turned grey as a result of the burning coors light box. i think she ate it anyways.
sunday:
woke up early. can't remember what time. couldn't get in touch with keith (because he got drunk and dropped his cell phone in the lake while fishing saturday) so i was worried. jen made us breakfast (again). got all showered, packed up, cleaned the house, then took some pics (as you see below) on the deck. wouldn't you know the day we are leaving it gets warm & sunny? oh well. made the trek home. jen & i decided that we needed to drink again on sunday, so we met the guys out at clay & jen's house for beer & dinner. it was a beautiful day. i even borrowed shorts from her - which was scary because i'm whiter than a mofo. eeww...time to utilize that planet tan membership i've been paying for the last 2 years.
to top it off, monday was a holiday, so i hung out in the sun all afternoon again. thought i had to go to class monday night, but found out that i had the dates mixed up. i actually don't start to double up until 3/28. perfect. i went all day in the sun without a cold one and to think i could have been all liquored up before 3:00???
alrighty, well now that i've given myself carpal tunnel, i'll stop for now.
out like keith in his happy chair
~court
(not really)
so...where to begin? first off, i have to say that we had a GREAT time. i had forgotten how good it is to get away from the penises for a few days. we decided that this will become a quarterly thing. i could go for monthly, but i don't want to push it.
friday:
i left the office early, went home & waited on sherry. she was about 45 minutes late (my friends & i are a lot alike). i almost resorted to drinking, but instead i drank water. rolled up in the hummer to get jen and the FOOD around 4:15. i had a smoke & a beer while waiting on them to load the car. just kidding. we ALL had a smoke & a beer before loading the car. as most of you know, once i start, i can't stop. so jen & i continued drinking while sherry (aka earnhardt jr) chauffeured (sp?)us to the cabin. much to our dismay, it started raining as we turned down the dirt road. when we got to the gate, it was locked. not with a combo lock, but a "lock lock". before i could convince sherry to go to wally world for some bolt cutters, jen made a few calls & some nice men came out & opened the gate for us. i was afraid that they would follow us in & it might turn out like some awful late 80s horror movie i dare not think about.
anyway, we got in and headed up the mountain (more like a big hill) and it was a good thing sherry brought the hummer. the terrain was pretty rocky, not to mention muddy. the only critters we had seen so far were bunnies and a big ass possum. until we got inside. ladybugs EVERYWHERE. so we unloaded the stuff, swept & vaccumed the ladybugs up, and continued drinking. did i mention that we were responsible for getting dinner ready for the other 6 girls that were leaving dallas around 7? yea, well, lets just say we ate dinner around midnight. y'all know me, if i'm drinkin', i'm not eatin'. that is what everyone else should learn to do :) just kidding.
so we stayed up until 3am doing goofy girl stuff (gossipping, drinking, listening to music, etc).
saturday:
woke up at 9:45 (i was one of the last to get up). OH...i forgot to mention that i got shafted. they made me sleep in the living room on the fold out couch. how did that happen? oh well, i drank enough to sleep through the springs stabbing in my back. anyway, on with the story. jen made us breakfast taquitos - we ate like queens all weekend by the way. amanda started off the day with mimosas with her breakfast. i followed shortly after my food digested with miller lite. i brought 2 cases and 5 packs of smokes (which i took a LOT of flack for). i didn't want to run out! so by noon, it was amanda, sherry & courtney drinking the day away. it was nasty outside, so we had nothing better to do. sherry, amanda, heather, kim & i decided to take advantage of the dead animals all over the cabin & took some entertaining pics. i'll post some of those too. then we played pictionary, celebrity taboo, and then later that night something else, but i was pretty drunk so i don't remember what it was. we had to write a bunch of stuff down & our partner did too and then we got points or something. anyway, i DO remember our dinner! the girls cooked steaks, grilled veggies, roasted garlic, twice baked potato casserole, carrot souffle and salad. YUM. after dinner, nobody really wanted to drink, so we all sat around the fire & talked. i think some of the girls burned some beer boxes & paper plates once it went out & tried to roast marshmallows on that. it didn't look like a good idea to me. i think heather said her marshmallow turned grey as a result of the burning coors light box. i think she ate it anyways.
sunday:
woke up early. can't remember what time. couldn't get in touch with keith (because he got drunk and dropped his cell phone in the lake while fishing saturday) so i was worried. jen made us breakfast (again). got all showered, packed up, cleaned the house, then took some pics (as you see below) on the deck. wouldn't you know the day we are leaving it gets warm & sunny? oh well. made the trek home. jen & i decided that we needed to drink again on sunday, so we met the guys out at clay & jen's house for beer & dinner. it was a beautiful day. i even borrowed shorts from her - which was scary because i'm whiter than a mofo. eeww...time to utilize that planet tan membership i've been paying for the last 2 years.
to top it off, monday was a holiday, so i hung out in the sun all afternoon again. thought i had to go to class monday night, but found out that i had the dates mixed up. i actually don't start to double up until 3/28. perfect. i went all day in the sun without a cold one and to think i could have been all liquored up before 3:00???
alrighty, well now that i've given myself carpal tunnel, i'll stop for now.
out like keith in his happy chair
~court
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