the dirt 'stache
what's up chuck?
well...boring weekend ahead. keith is off work, we have no plans, blah.
now the next couple weeks is a different story, folks. rock on.
ok, the pinnacle of redneck. i just don't know if i can bring myself to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help me god. but i'll try.
so here we go. i got a phone call this morning from this guy we will call hank. hank was laughing his ass off because he successfully dumped in the same starbuck's two days in a row. wtf? walked in, went straight to the potty, walked out. didn't buy a damn thing. i'm like "dude, the least you could do is buy some coffee. or water. or something." i mean good lord! so of course i had more questions, because we all know how fascinated i am with weird shit (no pun intended).
"did anyone say anything? or look at you? or cuss you out? or kick you in the ass?" "nope, a couple of them yuppies looked at me, but i don't give a damn." good night nurse. i mean, i know that most of you know me pretty well...and i can be crude at times (ok a lot) but i am very particular about where i potty. yea, so i have no more to say on that matter.
onto bigger & better things...i will be working the avp (beach volleyball) tournament in austin 4/29-5/1. how cool is that? gonna hook up with good ol' jamie kramer (gunter, now) and we're gonna tear up the town. after we do a little volunteer work of course. actually, i think we're gonna head back to san antonio & crash at her place. but...fun stuff, no less. lots of beer will be drunk. or drank. or however you say it.
alright, well i think it's time for this girl to get out of here. it's thursday...my weekend starts now.
"I have respect for her because she is slutty but she's TOTALLY ok with it."
~i won't be sharing the infamous author of this quote, in order to protect the innocent, or not so innocent, i should say
i can't believe i wrote a blog about dumping. i'm really stretching now.
peace out my nizzies.
~court
well...boring weekend ahead. keith is off work, we have no plans, blah.
now the next couple weeks is a different story, folks. rock on.
ok, the pinnacle of redneck. i just don't know if i can bring myself to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help me god. but i'll try.
so here we go. i got a phone call this morning from this guy we will call hank. hank was laughing his ass off because he successfully dumped in the same starbuck's two days in a row. wtf? walked in, went straight to the potty, walked out. didn't buy a damn thing. i'm like "dude, the least you could do is buy some coffee. or water. or something." i mean good lord! so of course i had more questions, because we all know how fascinated i am with weird shit (no pun intended).
"did anyone say anything? or look at you? or cuss you out? or kick you in the ass?" "nope, a couple of them yuppies looked at me, but i don't give a damn." good night nurse. i mean, i know that most of you know me pretty well...and i can be crude at times (ok a lot) but i am very particular about where i potty. yea, so i have no more to say on that matter.
onto bigger & better things...i will be working the avp (beach volleyball) tournament in austin 4/29-5/1. how cool is that? gonna hook up with good ol' jamie kramer (gunter, now) and we're gonna tear up the town. after we do a little volunteer work of course. actually, i think we're gonna head back to san antonio & crash at her place. but...fun stuff, no less. lots of beer will be drunk. or drank. or however you say it.
alright, well i think it's time for this girl to get out of here. it's thursday...my weekend starts now.
"I have respect for her because she is slutty but she's TOTALLY ok with it."
~i won't be sharing the infamous author of this quote, in order to protect the innocent, or not so innocent, i should say
i can't believe i wrote a blog about dumping. i'm really stretching now.
peace out my nizzies.
~court
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