naked twister
mornin' folks.
well...another week down the shitter. and i'm another week older.
but so are you and hell..it's friday, so who cares?
today is going to be very random. surprise, surprise.
my friend sent me this little birthday thing.
you should try it: http://www.paulsadowski.com/birthday.asp
my results were eerily familiar. it did mention that i love animals. which most of you know i care more about animals than most people.
so on the subject of doggies...
last night we were chillin' by the pool when my dogs started going crazy (crazier than they already are). so wes tells me that there are 2 stray dogs in my garage. i'm like wtf?
so i went out there and there was a lab that was probably no more than a year old. then there was this other thing. i'm not sure what kinda dog it was. it looked like a cross between a pit and a boxer. it was all old and gray and slobbering. wesley shouts "look at his ass! there's something wrong with it!" i filled up a big bowl with water and they both drank. this gave me a chance to get behind the dog & see what all the talk about his ass was. and OH MY GOSH. i am no doc, but this dog's ass cheeks were so swollen. he could barely walk and just looked miserable. i felt so sad. so i call animal control (which they don't control ANYTHING) and i get a f-ing answering machine. i walked around to the front yard thinking maybe the owners might be looking for them. the lab sees a truck drive by and starts chasing it. so i freak out. i'm in the middle of my street directing traffic to keep the dog from getting hit. damn teenagers drive like idiots! hehe i'm getting old, i know.
well keith does not have the soft spot for animals like i do, so he's like "fuck 'em. leave them out there & they'll run off eventually. just don't feed them, we don't need anymore dogs."
against my better judgement, i filled up their water bowl again and went back to my business of doing NOTHING.
so today i feel really sad and hope that they didn't get run over.
YEA....i think i'm done for now.
gotta connect with the boss man in asia..
"ok, emily, are you now employed by the double dong factory?"
-jojo
blah blah blah.
~ch
well...another week down the shitter. and i'm another week older.
but so are you and hell..it's friday, so who cares?
today is going to be very random. surprise, surprise.
my friend sent me this little birthday thing.
you should try it: http://www.paulsadowski.com/birthday.asp
my results were eerily familiar. it did mention that i love animals. which most of you know i care more about animals than most people.
so on the subject of doggies...
last night we were chillin' by the pool when my dogs started going crazy (crazier than they already are). so wes tells me that there are 2 stray dogs in my garage. i'm like wtf?
so i went out there and there was a lab that was probably no more than a year old. then there was this other thing. i'm not sure what kinda dog it was. it looked like a cross between a pit and a boxer. it was all old and gray and slobbering. wesley shouts "look at his ass! there's something wrong with it!" i filled up a big bowl with water and they both drank. this gave me a chance to get behind the dog & see what all the talk about his ass was. and OH MY GOSH. i am no doc, but this dog's ass cheeks were so swollen. he could barely walk and just looked miserable. i felt so sad. so i call animal control (which they don't control ANYTHING) and i get a f-ing answering machine. i walked around to the front yard thinking maybe the owners might be looking for them. the lab sees a truck drive by and starts chasing it. so i freak out. i'm in the middle of my street directing traffic to keep the dog from getting hit. damn teenagers drive like idiots! hehe i'm getting old, i know.
well keith does not have the soft spot for animals like i do, so he's like "fuck 'em. leave them out there & they'll run off eventually. just don't feed them, we don't need anymore dogs."
against my better judgement, i filled up their water bowl again and went back to my business of doing NOTHING.
so today i feel really sad and hope that they didn't get run over.
YEA....i think i'm done for now.
gotta connect with the boss man in asia..
"ok, emily, are you now employed by the double dong factory?"
-jojo
blah blah blah.
~ch
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