explanation...

mornin' kids.
not much time...but...since you people asked...

the produce photo below was taken in a small grocery store in doklanoma (aka oklahoma). my mom planned this little weekend outing to a cabin - i think i posted pics - anyway, we were in the middle of nowhere, white trashville.
so we go into this store (of course we weren't prepared BEFORE we left) to get groceries.
i was not drunk, i just couldn't believe this store/town/state was a shithole but the produce section was FABULOUS.
and that is that. i know i'm a dork, but it was pretty and i love veggies.

ok, so now i need an explanation for something i saw this morning. a lady was walking to work in a yellow (bright yellow) above-the-knee dress. as if this is not bad enough, she accented it with BLACK pantyhose, tennis shoes, a black sweater, a big ass gold necklace (one of those 80s styles that come in funny shapes) and some dangly gold earrings. i swear to Christ i saw a bumble bee.
the saddest part about it is that she was a very attractive lady. poor thing just had no fashion sense. she could use my help.

alrighty, that's enough meanness for one day.

"treacherous children. you suckle them from your breast, wipe baby shit off their butts and they can't wait to get rid of you."
-mad girls

word.
~c