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87 days...how could i forget?

oh my gosh

ok, none of you can appreciate this, but it is pretty comical.

a conversation between my receptionist and i:
kf: ok, PLEASE tell me that we are looking for someone to replace steve!?
me: i have no idea, kelly. why?
kf: i am SO over him. i mean, he has the personality of a big, red-butted BABOON!!!

nice.

"holy prostitute, get out of my way!"
-queen of quotes

out.
~c

down with the sickness

mornin', kids.
i thought today was thursday, and man was i disappointed when i found out otherwise.
friday is payday and we're supposed to be getting our bonuses too...so everyday i wake up praying for friday!

so...we have a party for nick & gloria on friday night. that should be interesting.
saturday night we're celebrating zach's bday with the parents (dinner) and then heading to dan's to see hayes carll. those damn dedringers were supposed to be there, but they got axed from the show somehow. hayes is definitely a good time, though.

by the way...today is zach's official birthday. the big 2-6. ouch. i remember that one. anyhoo, happy birthday poodger!!

i wanna get one of these made:


alrighty.
~c

92 days 'til i leave for LJT '06!!

sooooo....

i know nothing.
except that the broncos play on saturday and they better whip some ass.
party at my house, by the way. keith is smoking a brisket and i might make something to go with it. if i feel like it.

here's a picture of me passed out.


um. that's it.
~c

it's a dark & weary world...

...when ya have to work all night on a friday. blah.

so i only have a few words today.
my friend bill sent me an email with a car that had seats on the hood and it was called "redneck rollercoaster". it was pretty comical. so i sent him an email back and said "that is almost as good as this picture"

his response:
that is either an effeminate, pretty guy or a slightly dykish gal.

god i love my friends.

any of you fools going to see the 'ringers @ love & war tomorrow night? i wanna, but most of you know how that goes in my house.

"that one up there, if he crosses me one more time, i'm sendin' him to the chipper"
-my crazy receptionist

over & out.
~court

alright already!

sorry kids. i'm back.
i've been busier than a one-eyed tomcat watchin' nine ratholes!

so...made it home (barely) from colorado. the man drove like a maniac on 4 feet of snow and ice. i had to take some sleepy drugs and pass out in the back seat to avoid having a full-on, hyperventilating, anxiety attack/cardiac episode. we almost hit a pack of 32 rams and rear-ended a deer. seriously, all i saw was its bunghole and had to close my eyes.

on the bright side, it snowed like crazy and the house was beautiful. i went skiing (against some people's wishes) and came out without a scratch. i made the rental girl give me like the shortest skis possible. i think they were for a toddler. but they kept me from breaking/tearing/splitting anything this time around.

we went snowmobiling up at irwin lake. it was awesome.
a little piece of history for ya...this is a community that is not accessible by car. there have been people living there for years. they used to have to ride to and from work on horses. they had no electricity, running water, etc. now they have to ride snowmobiles to and from work. they heat their houses with wood-burning stoves. i mean...hello, 1920 called.

anyhoo, on the snowmobile trip, JJ (the crazy guide) told us to "kinda" stay on the tracks. "don't go into any super-deep snow as to avoid getting stuck, or worse, causing an avalanche." so this man, probably in his 50s, takes his grandson up this big hill that has NO tracks in it. the boy is probably like 3 years old. so they truck on up this hill and get stuck. reluctantly, JJ goes up and helps this guy dig the sled out (for like 30 minutes) while the poor little boy has to walk down the hill in waist deep snow alone. the grandma is sitting her goofy ass on her sled watching. i'm like "dude, ya think you could help the little guy out?" i didn't say this, but i wanted to. instead, i sat on my sled & enjoyed a marlboro. keith drove around like a maniac (as usual) and said "tha hell if i'm helping that stupid sum'bitch."

so despite his driving, it was a great trip. too bad none of you kids joined us. the house will sleep 10 people comfortably. there is also a 2-bedroom apartment.
ok, i think i'm done rambling. here are some pics.

me being an idiot


cassi & i from afar


our duck


the view from the living room


catch ya on the flipside.
court