Monday, June 27, 2005

are you serious?

mornin' kids.
here we go again. another day, another dollar.

so the weekend was absolutely unproductive on my end. with the exception of buying groceries and cooking yesterday.

friday: went to hooter's, drank beer, then laid out by my pool all evening.
OH...wesley decided that he would try out cassi's pink lace thong underwear. it was a sight to behold, let me tell you. especially when he jumped off the roof into the pool. i saw more than these eyes EVER wanted to see. of course it was good fun seeing a skinny ass man walk around in a thong. and not really caring what was hanging out.
saturday: cassi & i went shopping. then went home & floated in the pool with cold beverages, of course. keith & i had sherry & brandon's party on saturday night. we only stayed until like 10 i think. he forced me to leave, although sherry & i really wanted the hummer to overcome.
yesterday: bev & brionna came over to swim, more people showed up in the evening and enjoyed MORE cold beverages...while i slaved in the kitchen on brisket, beans & potato salad.

i ended up crashing by 9:00. before i crashed i told keith to be SURE that he closed the garage, locked all doors, turned on porch lights, etc. because we all know what he has a tendency to do after a few beers (pass out with all lights on, doors open, cars unlocked, espn on full blast).
not to mention i just found out last night that some dude who just got out of prison lives RIGHT ACROSS THE F-ING STREET!!!! holy hell, i slept with one eye open!! i am not kidding, if that man looks at my house the wrong way, he will get a bullet to the leg. or wherever my terrible aim leads it. i am all about giving people a second chance, but from what i understand, this one isn't really trying to keep his nose clean. literally.

oh...send one up for nana...she has 4 fractured vertebrae & is having surgery today.
alright, well i think that is it.
i gotta do some work for a change.

"kiss my ass, krispy kreme"
-cassi

later peeps.
~c

1 Comments:

Blogger Andrew said...

Ahhh yes passing out with doors open and the tv blaring..I think I'm over paranoid now since the truck was broken into...and the bullet idea is not a bad one!! Does he have one of those ankel bracelets on? I need a pool...sounds like fun times all weekend..we just got back from the river and it was super packed..I bounced off a few rocks and I'm still sore from all that.

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