Saturday, August 27, 2005

chewed up bubble gum

i saw a 57 year-old man's nut sack last night.
i am scarred for life.

along those same lines (disgusting men and their obliviousness - is that a word?), a piece of advice: if you have long black hair on your back that trails down into your ass crack, don't ride a crotch rocket down the tollway with a belly shirt on.
jesus h christ people, get a clue! nobody (by nobody, i mean ME) should have to see that mess.

man...i am sweating out that 12 pack! went on a 2 mile bike ride, i am so out of shape. time to jump in the pool...peace out kiddos.

to the windows
to the walls???
~c

1 Comments:

Blogger Andrew said...

That also goes for the chicks wearing tight clothing on the bikes that shouldn't be.

7:59 AM  

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