what a beautiful day

mornin' folks.
so today has been fabulous so far.
not really.

other than the traffic being minimal this morning, it's all falling apart.
let's start from the beginning.
i got up super early (in hopes of avoiding the highway to hell), got in the shower, only to step out onto a piss-soaked rug. thanks, zoe.
then the beast wakes up, begins the normal complaining about my music. this morning it was "that sounds like a dog barking." nice.

well he gets lost for awhile and i have ME time. to enjoy my music. and put on makeup.
time to think about my cute new pants i was planning on wearing to work. yep. they are so cute that i didn't realize the mothers were NAVY and not black pinstripe. and when did i realize this? in the bathroom at work. just now. with my BLACK tank and BLACK shoes. fucking beautiful!

so i'm ready to leave by 6:35. put the dogs up, go into the kitchen to go out the back door and the man is in cardiac arrest trying to find his cell phone and garage door opener. well hmmm...cell phone..in the car maybe? garage door opener...in the car maybe? anyway, he found both and not in normal places. but that's beside the point.
he takes the work truck, conveniently leaving the other truck behind my car. nice. so i move it out of the way. only to step out into wet grass. i forgot tuesday was sprinkler day.

mondays are supposed to be like this. not tuesdays.
i wish i had a mask like this.



peace out people.
~c