Wednesday, November 09, 2005

this won't hurt a bit

howdy folks.

ok, let's get right to it.
if i see one more female putting on her face in traffic, i'm going to ram my exploder up her ass.
not kidding.
at all.
i mean seriously, it is not THAT hard to not have an accident. but it happens all the time. and i'm willing to bet most are caused by bitches putting on their makeup, talking on the phone, or dropping cigarette cherries in their lap. and the remainder are caused by idiot minivan drivers, but lets not go there.
yes...today, i was stuck in between two of these hos. one in front, one in back. as appealing as that may sound, boys, it wasn't. my stress level was through the roof.

along those same lines, i have a super-high anxiety level as of late. it is starting to worry me. i'm red-faced all the time, the heart races, and i am extremely tense. i used to just deal with it, but i'm seriously considering medicating myself.
and soon.
so people, i'm not much of a begger, but can ya send one up for me? i need all the help i can get.

what else?
hmmm...i think that's it.
oh $1 beers at applebee's (sp?) tomorrow. chad (aka moose knuckle) don't you flake out on us!

"People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent."
-Bob Dylan

peace.
!c!

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